It is always nice to provide a warning.
I opened the door, took a step back as an odd scent wafted into my face, and turned on the light:
There were a few options that came to mind as to why his room looked this way.
- He was the victim of a natural disaster.
- He has been the victim of a violent crime.
- He is a natural disaster.
- He was the victim of a bombing.
Ahhh. Mystery solved.
A classic case of :
refined carb binge+electronic entertainment=serious health hazard.
In more ways than one, people.
Take note: lay off the Cheez-Its, or this could happen to you.