My New Addiction

I have serial addictions...before you go all "Intervention" on me, listen.

I am rather fickle in my addictions, so I don't feel they ever become a real problem.

And most of my needs can be met at your local Wal-Mart, where we are told we can "Save more and live better," so I am sure there is no danger here ;)

I have had obsessive thoughts about:

• Oatmeal
• Post It Flags
• Almond Butter (as you well know)
• Coffee (OK, this one isn't so fickle)
• Cigarettes
• Steno pad notebooks
• Coupons
• Sylvia Plath's writings
• Charlotte Mason Methods
• Laundry soap
• Exercise
• Zebra F-301 Ink pens
• vegetarianism
• Presidential elections
• Intertextuality

The list could go on and on. I know this behavior isn't necessarily "normal," but it could be much worse.  I saw a show this week about a woman who could not stop eating Comet kitchen cleaner, so I figure I am in the clear.  And these little mind ruts don't usually last long.

Right now, I am hyper-focused on obtaining and ingesting this:

I think I need to figure out where to buy it in bulk.

I only drink coffee and water, and I can't stand soda or artificial sweetener, so my drink options are limited.

But this mineral water (especially the one with lime in it) is soooo good. 

I left some on my counter the other day, and I think my Dad thought it was alcohol.

It was the jumbo size bottle, and it was nearly empty.

I promise, Dad.  I only drank water.

And this time you can believe me.