Friday, May 28, 2010

Two for a Dollar?

The Husband:  Tiny, let me see those loose teeth.  I will just give it a little wiggle.
Tiny:  Okay, Daddy!


The Husband:  Hmmmm, let me just give it a little tug.
Tiny:  Okay, Daddy!


The Husband:  *jerks on the tooth*
Tiny:  DADDY!!!


Out came the first tooth.  Proudly displayed gap-grin:


The Husband:  Tiny, let me stop the bleeding and give the other one a little wiggle.
Tiny:  Okay, Daddy. 
*sob*


Tiny:  OUCH!


The Husband:  I think we are all done here. 
Tiny:  *sob*
The Husband:  I guess we better get ready for the tooth fairy.


Crazy little consumer, capitalizing on life's inevitabilities. 
Where is my purse?

1 comment:

  1. How cute is this post! I wonder what the going rate is for the Tooth Fairy these days? I hear $5! Talk about inflation.

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