They Aren't Real, Right?

Tiny Love absolutely adores baby dolls.  If she has a dollar to spend, she wants to hit the Dollar Tree and see if they have any dolls.  We have quite a collection now.  Last night, she had several of her beloveds in her bed, and I began to notice some...oddities. 

Beer-Gut Baby?

Frightening Stare Dolly

Baby Elyse (on the left) and her slightly better nourished and cared for twin.

Hole-in-the-head Dolly

(what?)

Lazy Eye Baby

Serious Sunburn Baby

Maybe I have just watched too many scary stupid movies, but these dolls freak me out. 

What do you think about it, Tiny?

Okay, that scares me too.