Yoo-hoo and Cheez-Its ("not that there's anything wrong with that,") make a mad dash for the countryside, foraging for these beauties:
Then take them home and promptly fry them in Crisco, to make them fit into the afore mentioned diet. Onlookers eagerly await:
Yes, my family is eco-responsible and tries to eat a local, organic diet.
At least once a year.